While staying with E's family, I wore my ELF program tshirt and lounge pants to bed. When E saw me in the get up, he asked me not to wear the ELF shirt again when we were married. I asked him why. "It says English on it," he said. "It reminds me that you are a teacher." In other words, the ELF shirt was banned for being decidedly unsexy.
I'm feeling a bit fed up with the shower business, so I decided I might as well be as unsexy as possible. When I got home from work tonight, I put on the lounge pants and ELF shirt. As soon as E saw me, he said: "Oh boy."
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